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Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 11:48:00 - [1] Sorry, it's been almost/more than a year since the Gallente Elections started... We still haven't had a vote... As such, I am declaring myself the winner (who cares if I wasn't even nominated to begin with, the other candidates prolly died old age already), all Gallanete citizens can start paying tax to me. thanks, Oz GalPrez p.s. I'm naming Entity as my Vice-Prez, and DigitalCommunist as my Military Advisor. ---------------------- I have a blog
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 12:06:00 - [2] Originally by: Chribba I want to be head of all Veldspar in the entire universe. done in other surprising news, Guiding Hand Social Club have offered to be my Secret Service agents, and the Merc Coalition are now know as the Gallente Navy Strike Force Alpha. ---------------------- I have a blog
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 12:44:00 - [3] Originally by: Rider Zane Originally by: Omber Zombie As such, I am declaring myself the winner Mr President! What are your reforms for the taxation of strip clubs in Gallente space? no taxon the strip clubs, profits go directly to the "Gallente School of Fine Art and Table Top Dancing" to help educate the next generation. ---------------------- I have a blog
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 12:48:00 - [4] Edited by: Omber Zombie on 26/04/2006 12:48:36 Originally by: Entity If that includes male dancers, you have my full support!!! ofc it does (equal oportunity employment) ---------------------- I have a blog
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 12:51:00 - [5] Originally by: Tityana Can i be your queen? But.. I come with my minion Kilrock (i got cookies) but entity is already our queen... ---------------------- I have a blog
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 13:06:00 - [6] Raem has now been hired as my Cultural Attache. ---------------------- I have a blog
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 13:14:00 - [7] Originally by: Zhuge Liang 1. As a loyal Gallente citizen, I would like to know what you intend to do about known Caldari terrorists like Jenny Spitfire who sometimes operate in Gallente space? 2. Right now, our precious Omber reserves are being mined out of Gallente space by Caldari rogue traders, what will you do about it? (Wrangler says he wants to be the first lady btw!) 1. Jenny Spitfire has now been hired by the Gallente Federation to only nuke enemies of the Gallente. Granted 'enemies' is loosely defined, and as such, mistakes will probably be made for a little while. As I am in need of someone to handle incident reports for this, Zhuge, you just got drafted as my Information Minister. Delegate as you see fit. 2. I would declare war on the Caldari for such heinous acts, but it would be akin to shooting fish in a barrel, so would be somewhat pointless. As they need to mine that omber to help pay for their addiction to Gallente stripclubs, it all works out in the end. 3.As honoured as I am that the great Wranglypoo has offered his services as first lady, I'm not inclined that way. Maybe he should speak to entity about becoming the Vice-First Lady? ---------------------- I have a blog
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 13:28:00 - [8] Originally by: Sharcy Originally by: Omber Zombie 1. Jenny Spitfire has now been hired by the Gallente Federation to only nuke enemies of the Gallente. Jenny, if this is true, all Caldari will hunt you down for treason! please note part 2 of my reply to Zhuge. ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.26 15:50:00 - [9] Stop hijacking my thread dammit. Only lian and miso are allowed to do that. Back on topic - can one of the events team let me know when my Presidential Megathron is ready for a spin, I need to tour my constituancy. ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 02:53:00 - [10] Originally by: Raem Civrie Originally by: Spartan239 looking at your sig, looks more like Dark Lord OZ of the Galente not Oz pres of the Galente Yeah, but... OZ is scary on the outside, fluffy on the inside. Granted, most people never see this fluffy inside, and just get impaled on spikes. But I swear, it's there. Fluffy and soft like carebear stuffing, fresh and newly harvested from a screaming carebear. That stuff makes the best blood-soaked pillows. Raem, you're poetic way of describing things both scares me and entertains me. And back on to the topic - Seems Emon dropped out of the presidential race. What a shame. ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 08:16:00 - [11] Originally by: Sovy Kurosei I welcome our new Empress overlord. err... You don't get out of your monestary much do you... ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 09:56:00 - [12] Originally by: Khaldorn Murino Omber, what are your policies for the masses of Minamtars currently inhabiting Gallente space? They are valuable members of the Gallente community, and as such can remain as long as they like. Originally by: Chai N'Dorr Edited by: Chai N''Dorr on 27/04/2006 09:08:49 Will the Gallente State continue to operate on a NRDS policy like they do now, or will you convert to the more commonly adapted NBSI policy? It will remain NRDS, however the list of red may expand a fair bit based on DC's threat analysis of certain people. Originally by: Valeo Galaem This just in: "Presidential Candidate Announces Surprise Withdrawal of Candidacy" Omber Zombie, your run for the Office has sparked up the rest of the candidates into a rush, but you scared off candidate Eman Autrech. I suppose the real reason he dropped out was he saw you bidding for the Presidency and realized he had no chance. There is one less person in your way now. Eman Autrech is a wise man, and I can only assume that personal issues have stopped him from continuing his campaign. I wish him all the best for the future. On a completely different matter, I would like to congratulate the GHSC for a job well done in their latest mission. ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 16:16:00 - [13] Interesting, the president used almost the same words as me in repsonse to Autrech's withdrawal. Of course he just used more fluffy words, but the same sentiments. So this is for you Souro: You've managed to keep the system bogged down in red tape for a year. You've managed to change the rules so you can keep power. Why can't you think of your own response and not copy mine? I was a great fan of yours once, hell I was your rep for Sinq Laison a while back until this farce caused me to give up hope on a resolution in the near future. To everyone else: Who would you rather, a guy who spends a year farting around doing nothing while his people are left in the dark, another guy who's standard response is the exact opposite, or me. Vote 1 for me as your president. Oz ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 16:21:00 - [14] Edited by: Omber Zombie on 27/04/2006 16:21:37 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire 1M for Omber Zombie's corpse, with FRAPs please. you're fired ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 16:31:00 - [15] Edited by: Omber Zombie on 27/04/2006 16:31:57 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Omber Zombie Edited by: Omber Zombie on 27/04/2006 16:21:37 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire 1M for Omber Zombie's corpse, with FRAPs please. you're fired ... but, but I thought you said, Granted 'enemies' is loosely defined, and as such, mistakes will probably be made for a little while. /methinks better vote for somebody more decisive... I said loosely defined, not undefined. Surely you are smart enough to see the word enemies as well. Your employer is not your enemy (unless he employs you to be, which i didn't) ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 17:13:00 - [16] I'm waiting for the MGRL to ask permission to set up shop in Chantrousse ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.27 18:22:00 - [17] Originally by: Teblin Ohhh, Teblin's in charge now! Anyone who disagrees, edit post agrees! . I suggest you speak to Zhuge, I think you will find you're division is now known as ISD:ZP (Zombie Propaganda) ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.28 04:28:00 - [18] TBone, I thought you were working with Digi? that should be penance enough for your crimes ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.28 06:23:00 - [19] I could, but I like cold weather and making snow demons... ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.28 06:58:00 - [20] Originally by: Laetitia Casta President Omber, please come closer, I really want your autograph. ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.28 07:07:00 - [21] Edited by: Omber Zombie on 28/04/2006 07:07:58 Originally by: Nebulai Omber for pres I expect a frontpage news article ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.28 18:47:00 - [22] Originally by: Gnauton I love you guys. I ♥ you too Gnauton now seriosuly, make me prez ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.04.29 17:57:00 - [23] nah cro, we also got those spiffeh statues ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.05.03 16:17:00 - [24] get over the stuff pile. Don't make me send GHSC after you. ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.05.04 07:21:00 - [25] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Sorry, I forgot to tell you. I just sold the Stuff Pile. You're currently the Minister of absolutely nothing. OZ, we suddenly have a huge budget surplus...interested in discussing what we can do with it? I was thinking a giant monument (similar to the one in amarr) placed outside one of our stations in theimage of a giant omber asteroid. Originally by: Toros Revoke Minister of nothing eh? That sounds even better, a completely pointless ministerial position, this is starting to sound like a real government. Now I get to squander millions of tax payers isk, to undertake surveys on nothing, audits of nothing,a shiney new multi million isk office block where nothing is done.... The list is endless. I'm grateful for the promotion you were born for politics weren't you ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.05.04 08:27:00 - [26] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Edited by: BlackHawk177 on 04/05/2006 07:22:25 I declare this presidency a sham! (unless I can have a job too) you could always be a goverment lawyer - i'm sure we will need lots of them (everyone likes target practice...) ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.05.12 05:59:00 - [27] Originally by: Rayim Tarith Edited by: Rayim Tarith on 12/05/2006 05:49:13 Edited by: Rayim Tarith on 12/05/2006 05:42:24 Omber Zombie -- Quick! Lie about the amarrians having WMDs, invade them, overtrow their monarchy - set up your precious democracy, and then to top it all off try and ban same sex marriages in gallente space! Then bask in your abysmal approval rating ;) 0.o Political satire ftw, Lolz. hilarious ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.05.12 06:20:00 - [28] i won the lottery? ----------------------
Omber Zombie	Posted - 2006.05.12 17:19:00 - [29] Originally by: Scalor Valentis Originally by: Omber Zombie p.s. I'm naming Entity as my Vice-Prez, and DigitalCommunist as my Military Advisor. What abaut your minister of all ghay things? who you will nominate? that's part of the vice-prez's duties. ----------------------

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